ROSENCRANTZ & GUILDENSTERN ARE GAY SCENE I.

A One-Act "Play" Begins

The Cast

ROSENCRANTZ - A gay dipshit. Somewhere between 28 and 38, give or take. Fussy underachieving egghead.

GUILDENSTERN - Another gay dipshit. Somewhere between 30 and 40, give or take. Post-suburban punker and tape geek.

NARRATOR - Optional. Ageless, sexless, sincere. Performs most of the stage directions as spoken commentary. It is for this reason t…

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