ROSENCRANTZ & GUILDENSTERN ARE GAY SCENE II.

A One-Act "Play" Continued

Previously: SCENE I.

SCENE II.

Warbly, half-melted B-movie music plays from the television.

GUILDENSTERN: (continued) Imagine. I’m a white, middle class nuclear family arriving in a mid-size vehicle to my new home, which is grand in size and style but in need of heavy repair or renovation. Still, it sits on a huge tract of land, and importantly, even if al…